When Running, Sh*t Happens
Whenever you run, sh*t happens! In my case, bird droppings. That’s why they say that you should be thankful that horses or cows don’t fly. Just image the mess when they drop something on you.
I was running around the park this morning when this happened. The bird was probably on the electrical wire above me. Of all the runners and walkers at that time, I was surprised to see something fell on my hands. I was there at the wrong place at the wrong time. I shouldn’t have overtaken that guy. This could have been for him.
Or maybe I was at the right place at the right time. Some people believe that when a bird dropping lands on you, especially on the head, it means that good fortune is coming your way. And when they say good fortune, they mean a major sign of wealth.
Well, I hope the bird droppings I got earlier comes with a digit on what amount I should expect. Or a list of numbers that I can bet on a lottery ticket. Or a ticker in the stock market that I should invest in.
I kept on looking at it but there is no other sign. It’s just plain sh*t.
Sh*t happens but just keep on running.